Go get 'em Randy!

Rand Paul Leads Filibuster of Brennan Nomination

I've been watching for almost 4 hours now.  Nice to see a Republican with some actual grasp of the concept of civil liberties.  It almost makes me want to move to Kentucky just so I could vote for Mr. Paul.  Of course, then I'd have to live in Kentucky (BURN!).

I suppose I should be counted among those countless "potential terrorists" Mr. Obama's administration is so set on reserving the right to kill without warrant or trial.

Rand Paul for President!  I tell you, 2016 can't get here fast enough...

How about this for a campaign slogan:  Rand Paul 2016.  Change for the better.  

Or maybe:  Rand Paul 2016.  Yes, he's still talking.  :P

Image courtesy of Senate Television, via Associated Press

Oh snap...

Jimmy Clausen makes friends with his 'Catholics vs. Cousins' shirt

On Display: The wit and class of the average Notre Dame fan.

Personally, I would have gone with Pedophiles Vs. Plantation Owners...

P.S. Jimmy Clausen is a tool.  Roll Tide! #stillbitteraboutbriankelly

Four More Years of This?!?

Obama Wins a Clear Victory, but Balance of Power Is Unchanged in Washington



Four more years?!?  Atheists such as myself welcome this new proof of our theory.

Kinky...

 

Note to AP: Spellchecker is your friend...

Attention Friends and Family...

I know what I want for Christmas.

It's nice to see another country challenging Japan as the world's number one source for bizarre shit.  Well done, Korea.  Well done.

Kinda Gives a Whole New Meaning to "Bait and Switch..."

Man Calls Police After Prostitute Raises Price

Southeast Michigan police say a man called authorities on Wednesday and complained that a 19-year-old Ohio woman he agreed to pay for sex with raised the price after accepting his money.

Source: http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/weird/NATL-Man-Complains-After-Prostitute-Raises-Price-168163636.html#ixzz25Mz7qi00

My fellow primates never cease to amaze and bewilder me.

The Big O's 2nd and 3rd Senior Seasons Were Amazing!

Last night my Cincinnati Bearcats (Yes, MY BEARCATS) beat Florida State in the NCAA tournament to earn their first trip to the Sweet 16 in over a decade.  While basking in their reflected glory, I decided to hop on over to espn.com (my first mistake) to see what the "experts" had to say about their victory (my second mistake).  While perusing the game recap, I stumbled upon the following gem:

"Cincinnati (26-10) will play No. 2 seed Ohio State in Boston on Thursday night in the East Regional, joining Xavier and Ohio in the second weekend. The Bearcats and Ohio State last played on Dec. 16, 2006, when Ohio State won 72-50 in Indianapolis in the Wooden Tradition. That was the only time the former state rivals have played since Cincinnati's championship game wins with Oscar Robertson."

 "Two national championship wins in absentia.  Hot damn, I was good!"

Cool story, but there's one little problem.  When the Bearcats defeated Ohio State for the national championship in 1961 and 1962, Oscar was busy playing in the NBA with the Cincinnati Royals.

This brings to mind one question; Does ESPN utilize some sort of screening process when hiring fact-checkers, or is breathing pretty much the only requirement?  At least they didn't refer to him as Oscar Robinson...